You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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