Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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