This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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