he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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