your thong is hanging out like whoa
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
