Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You have to summon your inner elephant
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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