SEEEEXXX PLEASE
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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