Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen

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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm

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(816): View more from Missouri

It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea

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(323): View more from California

Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed

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(425): View more from Washington

Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?

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(513): View more from Ohio

I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores

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