hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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