You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize