Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Randomize
