idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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