Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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