Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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