Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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