Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
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I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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