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(727): View more from Florida

i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm

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(201): View more from New Jersey

you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct

(973): View more from New Jersey

that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand

(201): View more from New Jersey

she's a dina-saur

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(514): View more from Quebec

Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for

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(905): View more from Ontario

He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."

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(513): View more from Ohio

Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?

(505): View more from New Mexico

yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.

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(641): View more from Iowa

My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I need more social interactions that don't involve sex

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(817): View more from Texas

How’s big weiner McGee?

(1-214): View more from Texas

I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much

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