some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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