What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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