Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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