This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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