How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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