Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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