Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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