Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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