i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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