your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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