mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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