just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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