I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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