i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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