sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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