And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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