Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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