If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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