do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I wear drunk well.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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