Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just pee around me
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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