you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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