oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
time to smoke my breakfast
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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