i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The adults are the big ones right?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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