People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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