susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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