Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
