you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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