I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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What drink are we having for lunch?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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