yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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