Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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