I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
All the doctor said was why
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