I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Say something about gay babies.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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