Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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