i would punch a child for taco bell
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I enjoy the company of your penis
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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