I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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