You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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