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(586): View more from Michigan

Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less

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(703): View more from Virginia

i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.

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(904): View more from Florida

it glows. i had to have it.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.

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(360): View more from Washington

So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with

(509): View more from Washington

Isn't life beautiful?

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(937): View more from Ohio

And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.

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